mazreynold

mazreynold:

HSWC Bonus Round 1

Karkat/Dave

Remember the time Karkat and Dave got lost inside IKEA?

OKAY. WE JUST NEED TO GO IN PAST THE BATHROOM SECTION TO THE FIRST SHOW BEDROOM AND PICK UP THE BED JADE ASKED FOR. THAT’S IT. IN AND OUT. SIMPLE.
karkat have you ever been to an ikea before
NO, I HAVEN’T BEEN. THERE IS NO TROLL IKEA, BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO SPEW MORE INANITIES.
okay man you’ll see

****SEVERAL MINUTES LATER*****

DAVE. DAVE WHERE ARE WE. WE HAVE CLEARLY TAKEN A WRONG TURN AT SOME POINT ACCORDING TO THE MAP. DAVE. 

chill out karkat just relax and enjoy the patented ikea smell copyright some swedish business man with absolutely no sense of how to lay out a store


*****HOURS LATER*****

hey karkat
dude hey guess what i found

WOW. WOOOOW.
ALL ABOARD THE IDIOT TRAIN TO LOSTVILLE!! 
WE ARE SO FUCKING LOST, DAVE.


((After five hours, Jade finally tracks them down, ten feet from the exit, still in the children’s section. Dave had created a fortress out of the cribs and Karkat was asleep.))

Another fill for Team Dirk<3Jane!! This was an inordinately illegal amount of fun to draw :33